Written by Eric Fluke | Staff Writer
Opinion
Poll result: Are you excited for Thanksgiving?
Yes – 28 No – 3
Thanksgiving is the only time white people can cook
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Why older people have to retake their driver’s test
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Poll Result: Is mayonnaise a valid condiment?
Yes – 27 No – 18
The Democrats won’t help, ever
PHOTOS COURTESY OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS (From top left) Catherine Masto, Dick Durbin, John Fetterman, Maggie Hassan, Tim Kaine, Angus King, Jacky Rosen and Jeanne Shaheen. These eight senators broke with Democrats on the government shutdown deal Monday. As I… Read More ›
Mayonnaise is an overlooked condiment hero
PHOTO COURTESY OF BOWLOFDELICIOUS.COM A photo of steamed broccoli with soy mayo dip. No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. But, it is the best condiment. Between ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise, mayo is the most versatile and the best condiment… Read More ›
Poll results: Are American prisons more effective at reform or punishment?
Reform – 7 Punishment – 27
Politics is simple; just stand for something
PHOTO COURTESY OF THE ASSOCIATED Zohran Mamdani speaks after winning the New York City mayoral election. The year is 2025. The Democratic Party is disorganized. The Republican Party reigns supreme in every branch of government. The President hosts “Great Gatsby”… Read More ›
The prison reform system needs change
PHOTO COURTESY OF THE NEW YORK TIMES A Norwegian prisoner stands in a special cell focused on addiction recovery. Prisons are touted as rehabilitation programs and punishment facilities for people who break the law, but whether they truly reform remains… Read More ›